Crank (2006)

Pleasantly surprised to find that this is actually quite good. It is an action film and it does what it says on the tin, there are fights, chases and crashes galore mixed in with some fine bullets! It is also interspersed with some giggles and well timed wit coupled with a pinch of sex and nudity.

What more do you want! Because of this it has avoided the Colonel's Gash-o-meter and can be graded normally. Crank receives a well deserved 3.75 out of 5. (Realise I've gone decimal here but felt it was needed).

Crank...rhymes with wank