Knowing (2009)

The Colonel can guarantee that there is nothing here which you haven't seen before. Nicholas Cage is still very wooden and shit, Aliens are very clever so don't bother messing and an explosion is imminent (although not the pants kind that smells).

If you want to pass the time then this is fine, it won't offend but don't expect fireworks (after hiring Cage, there wasn't the budget for that).

Overall the Colonel can only give this 2 and a 1/2 ends of the worlds out of 5.