John Virgo's Trick Shot (Whisky)

Now i know I've had a gripe with snooker commentators before (Ken Doherty who remains to be shit), but I have to comment on JV for clearly being drunk during all broadcasts. There are not many who can get that many words wrong, do that amount of slurring and be such a class act without being pissed. Keep it up JV, snooker is a better and drunker game with you behind the mic. If only the players were allowed a drink, we could get new legends to fill the boots of long time Colonel hero, big Bill Werbeniuk.

Shit Chris Rea impression

Virgo hard at work

I need a hero

Ken Doherty's Presenting Skills on the 2010 Snooker World Championships

Somewhere in-between not good and really not good.

The Colonel can only give a quarter of 147's out of 5 simply for turning up.