Oh Dear Cyrille

After seeing Cyrille Regis talking about the Coventry game which he said he was at, I don't believe he was paying attention. I know the game was boring but the Coventry old boy would surely check that Gary Mcsheffrey is not Freddy Eastwood before he said it on national TV. It's lucky that our Cyrille has enough favour with me otherwise I may not have been able to forgive him.

Cyrille Regis Makes an Appearance on 'Goals on Sunday'

Nice to see the Coventry legend getting a bit of tv time. Very well deserved and certainly going someway to repaying my Sky bill this month.

The 2010 strongman competition was a bit easy this year

King gets past the Coventry Guard

Interesting to see Marlon King and family at the Ricoh to watch the game against Derby. Before any speculation could be made though, Aidy Hoofroyd said to the press that he invited him, he is going to talk to him after the game and he wants him to be a Coventry player. He also went onto to say that he has been a model professional when he last managed him, he is a changed man now and that he wouldn't be a problem at Coventry.

Well that settles it then.

King: Has my career come to this, trying to get a job at Coventry? Don't they know who I am? Wait didn't that get me into trouble last time?

Sky Blues Shit but Still Butt the Rams

A dour TV performance from the Sky Blues however there were some good individual performances, most noticeably from man of the match Ben Turner and the surprisingly impressive Clive Plattini. Despite this, Coventry won the game 2-1, went temporarily top of the league, won all of their home games so far and have not lost in the league yet either.

This is very early days but my mind may be for changing on Aidy Hoofroyd as i was not pleased with his initial appointment. Since then though, he has said the right things and we have had some good results so far. The jury is still out.....

Genius or Frank Spencer?

Mad Swedish Twins (not in a good way)

This is mental. It's worth doing some reading around the area too because one of the twins goes onto stab and kill someone just a few days later. Fuckin' nuts!

Hungry American Goes Mad for Nuggets

This is a video which shows what happens when Melodi Dushane of Toledo Ohio found out that the fast food outlet she visited could not provide her with chicken nuggets because they were still serving their breakfast menu.

Notice how the next car pulls up to make their order

Hammer Brought Down on the Hair

MC Hammer rocking the smooth noggin!

Someone touched it

The Fairy Jobmother meets The Fatty Gob-sloth-er

This refers to the second episode of the programme and is something I wanted to post about at the time but I have had to wait for some suitable pictures. The following pictures show the lovely family that the Fairy 'Biggest Tits in Doncaster' Jobmother was trying to help. Whilst watching the programme, Lady Critic said the following "Get a wash, get a grip and get a job' (I think this may have been followed by 'you work shy racist bastards' or that could have been me adding that). The wife has managed to say in one short sentence what the 'Biggest Tits in Doncaster' failed to get close to in one whole edited hour.

Family mis-fortunes

Good genes

Goes to show that in-breeding can still have sexy results

Tits-mother

When the Jobmother leaned in, the concentration levels in the mock interview dropped

Fifty Posts and Counting

As a way of marking my half century and as a treat for the readers, here are a few videos from the Colonel's personal collection (although not the personal collection from under the bed).

Dutch Idiot Fun

These people are willing to accept Steve Mcclaren's accent so there is no surprise in the below.

Woman embarrassed by insurance claim pants

A woman who reported a pair of expensive ski trousers stolen forgot to take them off before going to the police station.

She had hoped to claim back the insurance. The 23-year-old from Holland was on holiday in Austria when she tried to make her claim.

She told police in Erpfendorf in Tyrol that her skis and ski-wear had been stolen. But she confessed to attempted fraud after police officers pointed out that she was wearing them.

She told police: "I was so nervous about making the claim that I forgot to take the trousers off. I wanted the insurance money for university."

The case has been handed over to the Erpfendorf public prosecutor who will decide whether to press charges for attempted fraud.

After the incident with the trousers, the redeeming trip to ITV didn't go so well

Twitter's Finest Achievement

The Colonel Tweets!

http://twitter.com/colonelcritic

Robbing Bastard

To whomever stole the wheel trim from the Colonel's Jeep, I hope you lose your hand in a rectal examination of a flatulent Cow whilst being bummed by an angry dog.

The lads wore overalls for Cow Dogging

UFC117 - Fat Country Nelson Eats Punches

The first fight on the UFC117 card turned out to be a corker in that Fat Country obliged in taking punches in what could have been a training session for Junior Dos Santos. We learnt two things in this, Fat Country can take a punch and Dos Santos can not just knock everyone out. Either way, great entertainment from punchbag Roy.

Athlete

John Howard Does Impressions

I know it's been a while but you don't become a very good couch potato without some good couch time!

UFC on VS (The Jon Jones vs Vladimir Matyushenko headline) had quite a slow fight with John Howard vs Jake Ellenberger on the card. However during the fight, John Howard started to do a Sloth impression from the Goonies to the point where the fight had to be stopped. Unfortunately this picture doesn't do it justice but it was the best I could get:

Impressionist, not up to the standard of Phil Cool

Double take

Uncanny